Robert the joke.
Publication Date: 01-JUL-07
Publication Title: Children's Digest
Format: Online
Author: Shiver, Joyce

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In the early morning when Robert awoke The first thing he did was tell a new joke. He was happy and healthy and fit as a fiddle, But always and ever he had an old riddle. He'd ask his father and then ask his mother One dumb riddle after another.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!" he crowed.

"Why didn't the lemon cross the road?

Because it was yellow--you should have knowed.

What's black and white and green all over?

A zebra in a pile...



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