Alte Oy

DER YIDDISH-VINKL; A WEEKLY BRIEFING ON THE MOTHER TONGUE
Forward; 3/4/2005; 306 words; ...the Yiddish versions are the work of Siegelman. Viagra far Alte Menner In "nursing homes" zey krikhn shver: Alte mener, veytikdik zeyer Doktoyrim gibn zey a "drug" Vos mener darfn (Oy, a klug!) Viagra shlingen zey a sakh Far vos, du fregst...

Les Miskenim
Jerusalem Post; 11/29/2002; 1674 words; ...difference between Les Miserables and these no-less-miserable alte kakkers was... well, you'll see: YOO-HOO! Bernard...t easy, but Bernard and Batsheva struggled to the table. Oy, they krechtzed. Grufit, the waitress, glared at them. What...

Mother of the Ear! Joan Rivers talks more than a good game about motherhood
Jewish Exponent; 5/11/2000; 974 words; ...what, love is an age-old problem that creeps up on kids and alte cockers alike. (In recent years, the single Rivers' love...communication is key. "My cousin married a dyslexic rabbi," she oy veys. "He walks around all day saying `Yo!'" But then...

MASHA LEON
Forward; 10/7/1994; 1024 words; ...according to Ed Koch, movies created for children are drek? Oy! Sometimes I wish that (Jewish) writers and producers of television...children shouldn't hear). "Nobody speaks it anymore except for alte kackers (old defecators) on the Lower East Side," adds Joel...