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Are police equal to task of tackling thugs?
Belfast Telegraph; 11/18/2009; 359 words; ...elderly people live. And much, much stiffer sentences from the courts. The law, not a frightened little old lady wielding a yard brush, should be the real Equalizer. CAPTION: Role model -- Edward Woodward's TV character in The Equalizer

I sort of feel a bit sorry for the newly Botoxed Jordan who is entering the Celebrity jungle because, she insists, she wants people to see the real her. That's the real her that she has somehow failed to convey in all those billions of tell-all interviews, assorted reality TV outings and opening-her-heart sessions with Piers et al.
Belfast Telegraph; 11/18/2009; 391 words; ...tell-all interviews, assorted reality TV outings and opening-her-heart sessions...ex as you fly into fly-on-the-wall TV to attempt to put your side while munching...need to know about the real Jordan ... CAPTION: Reality cheque -- Jordan's back in...

Keeping in Visual Contact with Friends and Family Just Got Easier with Grandstream Networks' GXV3140.
Electronics Newsweekly; 11/18/2009; 1051 words; ...camera with privacy shutter Plug the Phone into the Stereo and TV for Larger Picture Projection and Sound Full HTML web browser...Editors: GXV3140 IP Multimedia Phone (video attached) Video Caption: The GXV3140 IP Multimedia Phone marries free video/voice...

Lice, massive spiders, flooded caravans - and his famous lost luggage; Comic Rhod Gilbert on the holiday horrors that inspire comedy gold.(News)
Western Mail (Cardiff, Wales); 11/17/2009; 891 words; ...Welsh Tourist Board - Gilbert having starred in a number of TV ads extolling the virtues of his homeland - added that he...doesn't matter if it's winter, it's still stunning." CAPTION(S): FUNNYMAN: Rhod Gilbert during his lost luggage sketch

Stomach churns at Bercow's hypocrisy; DENISE ROBERTSON.(News)
The Journal (Newcastle, England); 11/17/2009; 402 words; ...had had pounds 45,581of refurbishments, including a larger TV and a DVD player, carried out on the already sumptuous Speaker...Sometimes the so-called cure can be worse than the disease. CAPTION(S): UPGRADES John Bercow and reporter Sophie Raworth in...