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I dreamed Iran tortured Bush.

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I had a dream last night. There was President Bush on TV, on the Al Jazeera network. Bush had disappeared from public view a month before and his White House staff had been feeding the press old pictures of him biking and cutting brush on his Texas ranch. Blog sites were beginning to ask whether he might be back on the sauce.

In my dream he was wearing some kind of Arab shirt and a bunch of Iranians with beards were lined up behind him. His head was bandaged as if he had been banging it against a wall. In a quivering voice, he confessed to conspiring with Israel to start the war in Iraq as the first step in Americanizing the whole Arab world. He implicated Tony Blair and Colin Powell as chief conspirators and said the plans had been hatched and developed in the Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter and Clinton administrations.

Apparently, Bush disappeared when he accidentally boarded an Iranian plane rather...