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The performance of Chris Harper: creator, landoverbaptist.org.

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GREETINGS! My name is Pastor Deacon Fred, from Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa. Home to the largest Harry Potter Book Burning Festival in North America.

You know ... The last time I saw so many unsaved folks in one place was when I was a young man watching secular television. The king of the Mary Worshipers, Pope John Paul & Ringo was SPEAKING to a crowd in some gobbledygook language he calls Latin, but Southern Baptists recognize it as "tongues." You don't have to know Latin to know what Catholics are yappin' on about -- if it ain't the CUTE NEW ALTAR BOY, it's bound to be about their GODESS MARY. I remember the Pope wearing a hat and skirt -- it looked like he picked up at ROSE KENNEDYS ESTATE SALE! He was on some balcony in Rome, waving to a crowd of unsaved Eye-talians like some palsied drunk hailing a cab.

That was many years ago my friends, so MOST OF THAT CROWD OF UNSAVED RING--KISSERS IS BEING SODOMIZED BY DEMONS ON THE DESOLATE SHORES OF THE LAKE OF FIRE BY NOW.

It is with their fate in mind that I'm gonna be as quick as I can here folks, because whenever I see such a large crowd of godless so-called "people" gathered together, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME A LITTLE NERVOUS!

These are End Times, my friends. It's a sick world we live where Disney cartoons like Monster's Inc make a movie star out of a talking green testicle! I would pray that God protect our children, but when He gets a bee in His bonnet about something, he turns into a killing machine. We know from the Great Flood, THAT GOD JUST WIPED OUT EVERYTHING! -- he even drowned small children and unborn babies in their mother's womb just cause some old...